I've compiled a list of things that make me me. :3 Enjoy.

- I enjoy red lollipops that taste like cough medicine.
- I drink flat orange soda.
- I live in one of the greenest, most eco-friendly places in America. Suck it.
- I learned business etiquete from playing Monopoly with my father.
- I watches old Disney movies.
- My weaknesses are Hugh Laurie, colorful sharpies, soda, and bookstores.
- I read trashy romance novels for the lawlz.
- I love Beyblade. I mean, I love the characters, not the gay-ass battling spintops. Don't get the two confused, please.
- I'm straight. My father, brother, cousin and best friend are all gay. (Best friend is bi, actually. Hm.)
- I like dogs. Not love, just like. I have two Golden Retrievers, one of which looks like a puppy even though he's four years old. He's an idiot.
- I love music. (I know, I know; what teenager doesn't?)
- I have a list of life-goals. The one I'm working on now is to become a movie nerd.
- I have an art tablet, and I know how to use it.
- I write. I love reading gay-couple stories.
- I have a fear of spiders that's so bad, if I see one that's bigger then the white part of a thumbtac, I freak out. Like, twitch and shake and gasp for breath and whimper. It's actually quite funny when I think about it.
- I have an iPod named Murdoc. I've had him for almost three years now, and he's my bestest electronic pal. He's getting old though. I might have to get a friend for him soon.
- I love Bourke-White's photography, Anne Rice's literature, and Claude Monet's paintings. And yet, I still had black and white films and flopy disks. So you can't call me classy.
- I have a bracelet that I wear ever day, and plan on wearing ever day until I get married.
- My scanner sucks big hairy monkey testicals. (Sorry for the visual.)
- I avoid popularity, despite the oppertunities I've had to get in on it.
- I go with both crowds; the one that follows trends, and the one that hate's the people who follow trends.
- I don't believe in God. *waves Jesus action figure around and smiles*
- I like to move it.
- I do not wish my girlfriend was hot like you.
- I was raised Catholic, making the whole atheist thing kinda funny.
- I worship these men; Bill Maher, George Carlin, Jon Stewart, Hugh Laurie, Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, Barak Obama
- I worship these women; ... Um... Okay, in truth, I hate feminists. Doesn't mean I'll make a guy a sandwich when he tells me too, but come on. It's just embarrasing.
- I really, really don't like baptists.
- Mormons are okay.
- My parents are divorced. Yay for two Christmases!
- I'm almost sixteen.
- I can't remember the exact date of my own birthday.
- No matter how often I shower, or how hard I scrub, I always smell like an airport terminal.
- I shave my knees first, before the rest of my legs.
- I stand on the firm belief that it's never lupus.

This can also be found on my gaiaonline profile:
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Oh yeah. I went there.

Okay, so this is directed toward myself. I can't update anything because I suck. ;-; I'm sorry! I shall try harder, life is just hard right now. My dad is moving farther across the state, and life is hard enough already.

I'm talking about fics, not pics. I still doodle all the time. :I

Hiddley-ho, home skilletz. What's up in the hiz-house?

So. If your sorry ass is just waddling around and you somehow managed to toddle onto my dA homepage, then the following information will not be directed at you. I'm sorry if you feel left out; you can always cheer yourself up by getting off of the computar and going for a walk. But anyway. If you've ventured here from Fanfiction, then you'll be happy to know that this is directed at you;

I, xChewy/1000th, am searching for a parnter to write a twin-fic with! What's a twin-fic you ask? Well, it's a story written by two people. Haha? Anyway. Email me at yougotdissed@comcast.net if you're interested. We'll whip up a plot together, write it together, the works. It'll be a fun thing to do during the summer holidays, and it will be good practice!

LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED!

... Who decided it would be a great idea to blow off cramming for finals and write a new journal entry.

She failed her math final.

Moral: dA < School Studies

...

But who listens to those stupid stories anyway? I don't really like going into insane detail about what's happened to me recently, but I've decided to do bits and peices about how I've been and what's going on;

I'm playing Pokemon non-stop.
I'm writing a bunch of new semi-mini-fanfics instead of one that really needs to be updated.
My sugar crave is at an all-time high.
I just remembered I have a big Science project coming up.
I'm still listening to music non-stop.
I like Yaoi now. (Damn. It got me too.)
I think I have math homework tonight...
I'm going to watch a movie tonight! Yay!
I watched 300 four times yesterday; once regular, once in slow motion, once in french, and once muted.
My throat really hurts. I think it's swelling.
I have a story here to update... eventually.
Cheesecake.
I watch a lot of cartoons with my little brother.
I'm tired of Honey Comb cereal.
My dog is licking my knee.
My stomach wall really, really, really, really hurts right now.
I want more Ginger Ale.
My dad is awesome.
Are you still reading this?
Foogle.
Krazlfrazm.
Kevin is the cutest thing ever.
I have no life.
Shiflvfpkbfjba.
Wow.
I'm done.
Pace. (Pa - chAY)

Dear god, it's really happening now. We've found a really cute house on a hill, and it's so cozy inside that it made me happy just standing in the empty living room. It's perfect for us, I think. But dear god, now we have a shit-load of packing to do.

I'm tired at school, too. Friend drama, again. But you know, it all passes. Go listen to this, by the way. It's so cute.

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I think that link will work.

Anyway. Moving. I'll leave little updates along the way, but I figured I'd just say something about it on here. Wish me luck!